Suerte, Fortuna, Glück

Well, hello there. The New Year hasn't quite opened up to us yet, but it is already looking like a vast improvement over the previous one for me. There are many times in my life when I have felt unbelievably lucky; where things just gracefully and effortlessly slid into place like they were simply meant to be. Such is the case at this moment. I have been in pretty dire straits financially for a while, mostly due to the fact that I have been living alone in an apartment too expensive for me. I had put off looking for a roommate because I simply wasn't ready. Four previous leads, friends of friends who were looking for new surroundings, just didn't work out. I was extremely averse to placing an ad for a total stranger to come live in my home with me--I had never had to do this before, and it seemed full of mysterious dangers to me. Finally, with my funds dwindling to alarmingly low levels, I placed an ad in craigslist. I received only two responses.

One of the women who responded seemed decent enough until I phoned her yesterday and had a totally bizarre conversation with her, full of pauses and odd giggles and gasps on her end, and which ended very abruptly. I swear she was either being tickled or having sex while she was talking to me. This did not make me feel good about the whole ad thing. The other person who responded to my ad was someone I was already predisposed to like--she has an anthropology degree, and even more exciting, her first name is featured in the title of one of my favorite movies from the seventies. What's not to like? Go ahead, try to figure out what her name is!

So, L came over to my place last night, and we ended up talking for about an hour and a half. I knew she was a good person the minute I saw her walk up the steps. I have always put great stock in my intuitive impressions about people, and she has a very comfortable, friendly, and honest character, and it was obvious immediately. My spastic hyperkitty even took to her right away--Sylvie warmed up to her more quickly than usual and even climbed up in her lap minutes after she sat down.

I am led to reflect on the different lucks in my life. I am thinking of a time earlier this year, when a friend of mine remarked that I had had a stream of really bad luck for a while. It truly surprised me to hear him say that, because I had never thought of it that way. I pondered it for quite a while. I realized, that yes, in most people's eyes, I have been through quite a collection of unlucky circumstances. My life in general has been burdened with a fair share of adversity and obstacles, and the past two years in particular I have endured heartbreaking and disturbing events in nearly every major aspect of my life. But I just haven't ever considered myself unlucky. Not for a minute. Luck is what you make of it, I suppose--you know, that tired old phrase about lemons and lemonade. As prosaic as it is, there is truth in that statement. I wouldn't trade any of the hardships of my life for one second. They have made me the person that I am and I like who I have grown to be. I truly believe that having experienced more intense suffering than some people has also gifted me with the ability to experience more joy. I have somehow miraculously escaped what I consider to be true horrors and hardships--never truly, really, and completely suffered. Every time I felt that things were just not going to work out, that this was the end of my fortune, something happened to turn it around. I have never lost my home and had to live in my car, I still have all my limbs, I have a huge base of supportive friends and family...there are an endless list of things we could all write about to take stock of the goodness in our lives. I think we all should do so every once in a while--writing it down makes it miraculous and real.

And somehow, in ways I cannot fathom, I feel that I must be doing something right, because of these occasional shining effortless moments when exactly what I need falls right out of the sky and lands on my doorstep.
Happy New Year, my dear friends.

Goodbye, Mr. Brown

I just found out that James Brown died early Christmas morning. This fills me with melancholy. While it is true that I never owned any of his music, there are numerous other musical legends whose music I love, yet do not own. I don't feel that this diminishes my love for his music. Besides, at one time I shared my home with a teenage stepson who discovered soul, R & B, and funk at the age of 17 and regularly played James Brown and Al Green at floor-shaking and joyful volumes. James Brown's jumped-up singing always filled me with an itch to move and dance, and planted a big happy smile on my face. Now I almost feel as if I've done James wrong by not listening to his music more often, and by my own volition. I'm also reminded of the bitter fact that he performed here this past fall, and that I had seriously considered going to the concert, but didn't. The tickets were expensive, and although I kept telling myself that this could be my last chance to see him, and I should just go, I did not. It's disconcerting to be correct about something like that. I'd much rather have been wrong. I'm not going to launch into a long treatise of how influential a man he was in both music and the civil rights movement--there are hundreds of others doing that across the country right now. Go find one of their articles and read it. He was a fascinating man, and his energy was boundless and inspiring.

On a weirder note, I am really upset that once again, the demise of an ex-president has overshadowed the death of a pivotal black musician. Please recall that in 2004, Reagan's death predated that of Ray Charles by 6 days and completely obliterated much of the attention and accolades that I felt Ray deserved. I was particularly angry about the situation because I felt that Reagan had done a lot of harm to the world, whereas Mr. Charles had done much to relieve it. It just wasn't fair. And now, although I bear no grudges toward Mr. Ford, his death the day after James Brown's has again stolen the spotlight. I beg all surviving presidents to stop dying before they kill off all of our talented soul and blues singers!

Here are some ominous facts that I discovered: Both Ray Charles and James Brown were 73 years old at the time of their deaths. Reagan and Ford were both 93 when they died. Eerie. I think we can remedy this morbid phenomenon by making sure that the three living ex-presidents are kept scrupulously healthy during their 92nd and 93rd years--maybe if we keep them alive til they are 94 no more 73 year-old musicians will die. Let us hope.

Goodbye, James Brown. You are missed.

Christmas and Beer Guts and Shawls, Oh MY!

Sadly, my gleeful Christmas spirit appears to have suddenly ossified and fallen down from around my shoulders, landing on the wooden floor with a loud thud. I miss it so! I’m not quite sure what to attribute this sudden weather change to (grammar mangling alert). Is it because I had to go back to work today? Because there are so many people in my life this holiday season that I am missing? Because there are too many horrible drivers on the road, even on Christmas? I wish I knew. I have been cranky in a dazzling kind of way all day long. Cranky and whiny, although the whining (and even most of the crankiness) was exclusively internal, so nobody else suffered, that I’m aware of.

Well, with that introduction, let me tell you about a few moderately disturbing things I encountered on the way home from my very short stint at work today. Things weren’t too bad (not counting aforementioned horrible drivers) until I was only a few blocks from home. Then, all of a sudden, without any warning whatsoever, and in plain daylight, my eyes were assaulted in a most unkind fashion. There, on the corner of Adams Avenue and 32nd Street, was a man waiting to cross the street–with a HUGE beer belly and wearing a tight white t-shirt. Tucked in. He was not an all-around fat guy; he just had an enormous gut. It was a truly distressing sight–it looked like the distended belly of a drowned and bloated animal. Enough said. I’m sorry if this is upsetting you, but you know, it's just not fair that I should be the only one with this horrible vision emblazoned onto the backs of my eyelids.

The other thing wasn’t a visual disturbance, but just an incredible example of genes that won’t last long in the pool. A mere half block from my house, just as I was about to get into the left turn lane, this guy zooms out of nowhere and cuts off the car in front of me. Really fast. On a motorcycle. A death wish? So soon after Christmas? Granted, the people he pulled in front of were the old folks whom I had been following at a glacial pace for many blocks, and who couldn’t maintain a high enough speed to do any harm whatsoever to any living thing should they actually manage to run into it. Still, he pulled right in front of them. That’s just not nice to do to old people.

Oh, heck, I suppose there are more things that were unpleasant today, but why go over them all? Lane change! Nice things happened to me once I got home. First of all, my lovely Christmas lights were on and waiting for me, all purple and white and sparkly and cheery. I just put them up this morning; I hadn’t felt well enough to deal with them sooner and then I was gone the last two days. It’s all right that they missed Christmas Day–I’m planning on leaving them up until at least May or so. They really are very pretty-the purple ones are those new extra-intense LED lights, and they are a lovely compliment to the sparkly clear ones.

And then I had to go out to my car to get something, and two of my next door neighbors were talking at the foot of my steps. Kerry and Carolyn were admiring Carolyn's new shawl, and then Kerry said she had one for me, too, and she ran upstairs and brought me this gorgeous silk and pashmina wool shawl! It’s beautiful. It's incredibly warm and lightweight and soft, and makes me look a lot more elegant than I really am. She had one for each of the three of us who happened to be wandering through the courtyard tonight. She had put a lot of thought into it--each one was a different color scheme, and she knew which colors we each preferred or wore a lot. I have such wonderful neighbors! This is why I never want to move out of this complex. We give each other presents and fudge and cookies. We have long impromptu talks in the courtyard. We all know each others’ cats’ names. We help each other carry heavy things upstairs. We go out to get coffee or carouse in bars together. The best thing is simply that almost every single person in this complex is generous and friendly and a pleasure to live near. I am so lucky! Hey, I think my Christmas spirit just came back to life and is giving me a big goofy hug.

Glitter in the Boys' Room

I forgot all about writing about our visit to the drag show last week! It was my good friend Kiki's (the bearer of soup and other good things) birthday, and I wanted to do something special for her. So we took her to Lips, the local transvestite dinner theater. What a hoot! Although not for the prudish--as the emcee so sagely offered, "There's a church just across the street; you can drop your family off there before the show." Way too many jokes about so-and-so being a dark-chocolate-with-nuts number. Or Tootie, the emcee, who is part Hawaiian, referring to him(her)self as a "wahine with a weenie!" I actually like that one, kind of has a lilting poetry to it, doncha think? And then there was Ms. Tootie's affectionate habit of calling the audience bitches at regular 40-second intervals. The audience was about 90 percent female, which led our table into a thoughtful discussion of why that is so. We couldn't come up with any good answers, but wondered afresh about the irrefutable attraction between straight women and gay men. Someone made the point that there is also no male equivalent to drag shows: no men watching women parade around in guys' clothes, or men watching lesbians pretending to be men lip-synching to Abba songs...

At any rate, it was quite entertaining. Although we still can't quite figure out how these guys so effectively hide their, um, packages! Seriously, a few of them were wearing very tight pants that showed everything (or lack thereof) and there wasn't even a hint of a bulge. We were discussing this a few days later I said that, well, you know, that's pretty malleable flesh we're talking about. Kiki's husband piped in that it's only "malleable up to a POINT." I used to know a few guys who were into cross-dressing, so I know a few hints about how to produce cleavage on a male chest (lots of tape!), but I don't remember if anyone ever told me how to successfully smoosh your genitalia into apparent invisibility. Anybody have any pointers?

The show itself was a combination of stand-up comedy and lip-synching routines, where the performers typically left the stage to wander around the audience and gyrate on customers' laps and in their faces. I have to say, the few straight men in attendance were very good sports. Just be warned, if you go there for your birthday, or any other special occasion, and they KNOW about it (we allowed Kiki to remain shrouded in anonymity--she's not an attention hog like me), they will haul you up on stage and possibly even make fun of you. They will definitely call you a bitch. But you get a crown and a free dessert! And I’m not going to tell you what they make you do when you blow out the candle...

One of the numerous highlights of the evening, apart from the sexy Asian guy that really looked like a pretty girl until you got close to him, was when Kiki’s husband came back from the restroom. He was laughing as he told us that the men’s room floor is littered with feathers, glitter, and sequins. The women’s bathroom was quite bare. The night's only detraction, I suppose, was that one of the singers had rather prominent biceps, which really clashed with her halter top and spangly skirt. At least her makeup covered up her stubble.

Two beautiful things

Okay, three! THREE beautiful things! One, I am starting to feel truly better for the first time today. I even did my laundry--although I still didn't eat much more than toast. The second beautiful thing is my downstairs neighbor. We have been sharing shipments of organic vegetables from our local CSA program, and I recently told her to take all the veggies as I was too sick to want to deal with them--I haven't been cooking and couldn't stand to waste all the good food. So tonight, there is a sudden knock on my door and it is Carolyn with a hot bowl of soup that she just made. I have somehow managed to fill my life with beautiful, warm-hearted people who bring me soup. The soup itself is a thing of beauty (okay, FOUR, four beautiful things...) and filled with colors--glowing oranges from the little moons of carrots, golden iridescent shimmers from the squash, deep earthy green in the chard, and shiny luminescent droplets of olive oil shooting off tiny lights like little gems tumbling on the surface. The photo just doesn't capture it very well, particularly the little tiny lights shooting off the oil drops (you just see the lights from the flash):
And now we arrive at the third (fifth? What are we up to now?) beautiful thing:This is the tiniest tea set ever. The lids really come off, and the spout on the teapot works. To give you a sense of scale, that white thing the pitcher is sitting on? Yeah, the cute little pedestal? It's a sugar cube. Oh my.

Party Under the Fridge

Yesterday, my very dear friend Kiki (not her real name--don't forget that sushi!) came over and brought me a giant bowl of homemade soup. It's the soup her mom always made when she and her sister were sick. Kiki is just about the most generous and big-hearted human being you will ever meet. She is totally neato. And the soup was extra yummy, in addition to being good for me. Kiki knew that I wasn't eating well because I don't feel up to cooking anything more complicated than a piece of toast; even that's pushing it--I have to get out the butter, too, AND a knife! Jeez. So anyway, Kiki and her daughter came over and I got fed, and my cat got a little extra play time.

Kiki's kids had brought Sylvie a toy as a present one of the last times they were here. I told little Miss S that Sylvie had adored that toy, so much so that she played with it for two days straight without resting and then promptly lost it. I told Miss S (pictured at right in horrid sunglasses of mine) that the toy was "probably under the fridge or something." That was all she needed to hear! She immediately zoomed into the kitchen and got down to peer into the dark under the fridge. "I see it, I see it!" came the excited cry only seconds later. Kiki and I, being responsible, mature adults, were instantly skeptical and did pretty much nothing to encourage her. I didn't have anything at the time with which to fish stuff out from dusty dark scary places (this is my paltry justification). Well, little Miss S showed us what was up--she marched back into the living room in about 20 more seconds with a sparkly orange toy squeezed in her little hand. Take that, you mature, responsible grown-up people!

Since yesterday, Sylvie has rekindled her affair with the sparkly orange toy (with the red fringies on top) and has been batting it around maniacally, yanking out electrical cords and tipping over furniture in her wake. That is, until she swatted it into the kitchen and under the fridge again. Oh woe. I decided to take a peek under there armed with a newly discovered yard stick and an LED flashlight. Holy crap! There was a whole population of abandoned kitty entertainment whooping it up under there! I believe they were only minutes away from founding a system of government and delegating authority. I found no fewer than FOUR Guatemalan cloth catnip mice, her favorite skunk beanie toy, two practice golf balls, several twisty ties, an empty pill bottle, and a whole herd of dust-ridden packing peanuts. Sylvie had been busy.

I diligently hoisted them out before they could further their incipient civilization, with absolutely no help at all from the cat, who kept trying to play with each item as it came out into the light. As I cleaned each one of clinging dust bunnies, I threw it into the living room, hoping to distract her. This ploy worked for approximately 1.3 nanoseconds each time, with decreasing returns as I recovered each toy. She was much more interested in the action and all the gunk stubbornly adorning her liberated toy arsenal.

Now, they are finally all clean and Sylvie is continuing her frenzied reacquaintance with her long-lost friends, sounding like a whole pride of tiny lions as she thumples across the hardwood floor, slides and then crashes into the bookcase; ricochets off the futon and flings the carpet up against the piano bench as she launches off it... Then a sudden and dangerous foray into the kitchen. Thank goodness I managed to put up a quick cardboard barrier on the bottom of the fridge before she scooted any toys back in that direction. No more secret parties or budding cat toy municipalities under my kitchen appliances!

One thought

Contemplating a return to the quiet, the visual, the godlike. What the eye catches it doesn't typically hold long enough. There IS a universe in a grain of sand. Each one, each its own separate and unique amalgam of squirming life, explosions, tiny beaks spiking their way through broken shells, death, uproar, lovemaking, trees sweeping the air with their arms, and water in all its sinuous glory. Rivers, oceans, streams, springs welling up between rocks layered with decay; rain weeping its way along a downturned leaf.

Sesquipedalian

This photo has nothing at all to do with this post. But I get complaints if there aren't pictures–so here you go, a giant chicken serving beer:
I'm getting stupider. It's true. I've heard this happens as you get older, but I thought I had a good 10-15 years ahead of me before the confusion fog set in (Confusion Fog, incidentally, is also the name of a Meat Puppets song. Huh. I didn't remember that until after I wrote it. This is getting awfully long and full of punctuation for a parenthetical phrase. Dontcha think?). I spent some of my day today re-reading old poetry and my *cough* writing project that I started 2 years ago. Here's the distressing part: There were numerous words in there that I don't know the meanings of anymore. See? I'm getting stupider. Or at least my vocabulary is shrinking alarmingly. So, in an effort to quell the ravages of memory loss and evil word-snitching poltergeists, I am going to begin assaulting you with big words, as I had threatened to do when I first began this blog. The hamsters have come back to roost, buddy! Or some such thing.

Without further ado, here's a tasty lexical tidbit for ya, taken directly from a piece that I wrote about my aged kitty, Keats (rest his fuzzy little soul) many months ago: senectitude. As in, "He is the ruling poster cat of feline senectitude." This one is pretty easy to figure out contextually, especially if you had had the occasion to meet this geriatric kitty in his later years. Senectitude comes from the Latin root senectus, meaning old age, or senex, just meaning old. There you go. I found the word a while ago when I was looking up senescence (biology: loss of the power of cell division) in the dictionary, which I had seen while reading an awesome book about the human genome. Senectitude is just a cool word. It has so much more dignity and grace than “decrepitude” or “infirmity.” And Keats was, occasionally, a bit dignified, even though it was probably due to his waning energy more than any true sophistication on his part.

My other word of the day is dilatory. It just sounds lazy, doesn't it? Lollygagging, laybaout-ing, lackadaisical, leisurely, late all the time, laggard. That's pretty much it. For those of you who want the official version, the OED says that dilatory means: "1. Tending to cause delay; having the purpose of gaining time. 2. Given to or characterized by delay; slow, tardy." I think I really just wanted to highlight this word so that I could tell you that the word immediately following it in the dictionary is "dildo." Dilbert just hasn't made it in there yet; you'll have to keep petitioning...

Oh, and I'm not going to tell you what sesquipedalian means. Those of you who are good friends probably already know because I like it so much, although I don't get much conversational use out of it other than telling people what a cool word it is. Look it up! It's sort of a small joke, really. Ironic, I mean. The first person to correctly identify the meaning of this word (I won't even make you use it in a sentence) gets a little star and a lollipop in the mail. Provided I have your address, of course.

Jordanian Window

Hey Kids! A friend of mine has been living in Jordan since September. She is there for a year, gathering research for her Ph.D. dissertation. Some of you may know of whom I am speaking, but I can't say her name here for mysterious non-disclosable reasons. Her online name is Frances Goodman--I can't reveal her true identity at the peril of being forced to eat uranium sushi. At any rate, she has a blog that I read diligently, and which is chock full of stuff you need to know. Check it out for a good daily dose of cultural education. Some of the posts are from her husband, K, who is still here in the states, so don't get too confused when you see posts about California.

Driving in Jordan

There is also a permanent link to her blog on the right in that big linky mess over there. I believe it's under the title "Jordan and Knitting." I haven't seen a post about her knitting projects in a while; I presume that she's too busy with her studies and her trips to Syria and Egypt. As an aside, the window in the photo is not Jordanian, it's Syrian. But it IS a window, and it is pretty and fits rather nicely with the title I chose for this post.

Ad Nauseum

My lungs have turned against me once again. I think I will make the most of my time stuck here at home and do some really relentless blogging. As soon as I find a good topic. In the meantime, I will brush up on my waning geography knowledge. You should, too! Here is a fun site to help you test yourself on your geographical prowess:

Geoquiz

If you are a good red-blooded American educated by the public school system (like myself), your understanding of the world is probably in need of a serious kick in the ass. I said ASS! Boy, I am feeling a bit punchy. It's all that medicine I just sucked into my lungs via nebulizer--it makes me pretty wired. BLEAHGHEHHHGH!

And in a totally unrelated, clumsy, blunt-nosed segue, here's a picture of my cat! It's been a while since I subjected you to one. But it's in the blog title up there at the top of the page, so you can't ethically complain. You were duly warned.


OOOHHH! Here are some more! Attacking door kitty! Arrrrr!!



















Does that even make it a segue if it's unrelated? I may have abused the term. Please don't tell the semantic police.

Happy Christmas Fairy, or How I was De-Scrooged

Some years, the beloved Christmas Spirit pays me a gentle visit; others, I’m as grinchy as can be and go around growling at cheerful people at regular intervals. Grinchalicious, I like to call it. Ahem. This year, I was not feeling very optimistic about the chances of the Happy Good Cheer Fairy tapping me on the head with her sparkly red wand of joy, but she came along anyway and gave me a good wallop. In the form of stuff. Stuff! And a fair amount of good luck to top it all off. It’s just plain weird: two days of green traffic lights, consistently guessing the perfect routes to avoid huge messes of backed up traffic, parking spaces instantly opening up for me in malls crowded with rabid Christmas shoppers, and unintentionally taking routes through town that took me right by the places where I needed to run errands that I had previously completely forgotten about. Hmmm. All my luck appears to be traffic related. I have been blessed by the Automotive Fairy! If only she would fix my worn-out brakes now. Maybe I should take them off of my car and leave them under my pillow tonight...

On to the stuff and happy holidayness! One of the big bonuses to having two jobs, I discovered, is that I got to go to two holiday parties. Two parties with free food and a chance to dress up and wear fancy uncomfortable shoes that looked absolutely stunning. Joy! Both parties were this past weekend, on my first two days off in a row in over a month. More joy! The first one was for RECON, the environmental company I’ve been working for most of this year since April. It was at the Hilton on Harbor Island. Schmancy! My hot date and I arrived late due mostly to my multiple wardrobe issues. I had to sew straps on my dress to keep it from falling down, and I was having a horrendous time trying to force my hair to do something attractive. It didn’t work, and we arrived at the party an hour late but just in time for dinner. One unexpected benefit of our lateness was that we ended up at a table in the corner, and there were only four of us there. Most of the other tables were full, and had about 10-11 people around them. Having only four of us was a good thing because we played a game of “hot potato” with a gold pine cone and whoever ended up holding the pine cone when the music stopped got one of three prizes sitting on the table. Remember, there were only four of us. What a deal! Everybody won! Technically speaking, one person didn’t, but since that person was a half of a couple, they got to share. See below for an illustration of Who-ville style celebrating and sharing around the Christmas tree!

And here is where my joyful receiving of stuff begins. I won a $50 gift card for Crate and Barrel! The really serendipitous thing is about this is that I suddenly don’t have much silverware anymore, and I’ve been really needing to buy some, but I just don’t have the money. Well, tonight after work (after taking the much less traffic-jammy 163 instead of 15), I ended up near the mall where Crate and Barrel is. How fortuitous! Now I have a whole set of spiffy new heavy silvery objects with which to eat my food and stir things. But it doesn’t end there! Oh no. Last night I went to the big fat party at Stone Brewing Company. It was fabulous. Truly! And not just because I won more stuff. But here’s how the stuff came about: every year a raffle is held, and you get tickets based upon attendance (those are the easy ones), early arrival, and if you bring a white elephant gift to share. I arrived with my dear brother, and we looked smashing, I must say. We were informally voted best-dressed couple by several attendees. Never mind that we’re not a couple, California being one of those uppity states where it’s illegal to marry your siblings. But I would have liked a tiara....I digress...


Anyhow, they raffle off a HUGE amount of stuff. And I’m not kidding. The stuffness was overwhelming--a surfboard, a beach cruiser, THREE handmade guitars, lots of clothes and leisure packages... They use a really great system: each package has a small box in front of it, and you only put your tickets in the boxes for things that you were truly interested in winning. No waste! One of the things I wanted didn't have many tickets in it, so I put four in the box--and I won!!!! Holy crap! I got a Mission Playground jacket, a pair of expensive sunglasses, and VIP tickets to a few SD Rep shows of my choice. Hot damn! The sunglasses were humungous, and according to one co-worker, made me look like an alien. I’m not surprised--I knew they wouldn’t work the moment I took them out of the box. I have a very tiny face, and these things were truly gigantic. We ended up passing them around for folks to try on and laughing at their absurdity, but then they really looked good on this one young woman. So I gave them to her. It’s Christmas! It’s fun to give stuff to people. And I also got the very very fine present that my brother brought to the party, which was a coveted bottle of Stonewall Ale and a tape of “Little Tookie Sings” -- a collection of holiday tunes sung by my wacky sibling, complete with scary gremlin voices and drum machine riffs. Even more coveted! I could tell that several people wanted my Stonewall beer and tape, but since I’m a girl they didn’t have the heart to steal it from me. Yay for being a girl!

However, my luck did run out just around the time when I was eating dinner tonight and an obnoxious Christmas song inexplicably popped into my head and settled there for a long while. Yes, you cynics out there, there ARE some non-obnoxious Christmas songs. It was that horrible whiny tune about “Do you hear what I hear (do you hear what I hear? Huh? DO YOU?)” and then that bit about “A star, a star, oh blah blah blah blah blah, with a tail as big as a kite...with a tail as big as a KIIIIIIIITE!” You know, even as a child, I hated that song. Somehow the melody is a limping wounded thing and that kite bit is simply a wretched choice of simile. A kite? A kite just isn’t that big. Or poetic. It doesn’t instill me with a sense of majesty and awe, which is what I think they must have been aiming for...after all, this is Jesus’ special star. Didn’t they intend it to be majestic and awesome? And big? They may as well have said “with a tail as big as a fire hydrant“ for all the beauty and wonder that it stirs up in my mind. Yeesh.

But I have new silverware and a cool jacket made out of organic cotton and recycled plastic bottles, and beer, and theater tickets and a warm fuzzy feeling. The best thing of all is that I am truly blessed with the best brother any living human has ever had, and a host of amazingly generous and kind-hearted wonderful friends. Now THAT is a rare gift indeed.

Jed Reformed

My luck seems to be holding fast. What on earth did I do to deserve this? I can’t think of a thing, but I am going to savor this small spate of good fortune while it lasts. Well, I had another trip out to Santee and the dentist today. More fillings! Today was a bright shiny new day in the land of big trucks--either somebody in the office has been reading my blog or people there are just tired of magazines about celebrities and cars and hunting. Today the racks sported copies of Time, Newsweek, and US News. A veritable smorgasbord of information! And on the way home, my spirits were uplifted by a car that was plastered with Navy stickers, but after it passed me, I also saw a MoveOn “Defend America-Defeat Bush!” sticker on the back bumper. That will teach me to subscribe to stereotypes. I have seen the light, and it is pretty!

Here’s where my luck changed from being strictly automotive and traffic-related: I had to get two more fillings today (not too lucky there) and was noticing that he did much less drilling. That made me happy, and much more comfy, too. I thought that these must have been much more shallow cavities than my previous ones. However, when I went to pay, she said, “Okay, so for two white fillings, that’s 90 bucks!” What? I told her that I had thought I was getting the silver ones, because I had asked for them (way cheaper, you know), and she went to check out the situation. She came back, saying that yes, indeed, I did now have two white fillings, but since I had requested silver, that was all she would charge me for. Which came to a grand total of 15 dollars. Hallelujah! So now I have some spiffy new fillings that are much much more comfortable than those nasty silver ones, and for hardly any money at all. Hooray for office confusion!

My dental tip for the day: in case you ever have to get fillings, I highly suggest that you get the white ones if you can afford it--and not for cosmetic reasons. What they didn’t tell me in the beginning is that for white fillings they drill much less of your tooth out, since the white stuff is kind of sticky and adheres to the tooth all by itself. It's good to keep as much of your teeth as possible! Plus, the white stuff doesn’t conduct heat and cold so you won’t have to deal with nasty shocks for months afterward like you do with the silver ones. Hooray for white fillings! Hooray for the good luck fairy! And to further extend my blissfest, my disgustingly cute cat is lying across my shoulders as I type this, stretching her paws down in front of my face and purring loudly in my ear.

Therapeutic Dirt Washing

Hey Kids! I've been at the office for a several days washing dirt. Yep. I've achieved a zenlike state, watching the water slurp and bubble down through the gravel in the screens and swirl in lazy circles in the sunlight. It's mesmerizing. What I'm doing is actually scientific, although it really doesn't look or sound like it. I am taking large bags of dirt from a previous excavation and washing them in two different sizes of screen. This way all of the gravel (and hopefully artifacts as well) are left behind for me to sort through later. Also, I'm scooping off the floaty bits on top of the water with a very fine screen to be ostensibly used later for analysis--to discern what kinds of flora were there in the archaeological record. We'll see.

I am basically using a large purple plastic tub filled with about 6 inches of water and placing two square wooden-framed screens of different sizes into it and dumping dirt onto the screens. Then I push the dirt through and collect what's left behind in large paper-towel lined screens to dry--I'm reusing the towels every day, don't worry! It's fun when the wind isn't blowing things everywhere. I've noticed several interesting phenomena as I do this over the past few days. I've been wearing orange rubber gloves (they look lovely against the purple) to keep my skin from completely freaking out, and when I put my hands underwater the pressure makes them shrink up against my hands. It's truly a bizarre and weirdly pleasant sensation. If I put my hands all the way down against the bottom, the pressure is really strong and it feels as if the gloves are trying to suffocate me. It's remarkable just how much the pressure increases with only a few inches of water. It makes me wonder about animals that live in the deepest part of the ocean--how on earth did they ever even get the chance to adapt to that kind of crushing pressure? Biology is amazing.

I've also been scooping out the mud at the bottom of the tub when I'm done with each bag and dumping it into a bucket to be disposed of later. By someone else. I was originally told to dump the dirt into the planters outside the building, but that's just plain crazy. I started out doing that, but quickly realized that there wouldn't be any room left after only a few more bagfuls of dirt. When I scoop the mud out of the big tub, I let it sit in a smaller one to separate the water out before I put it in the bucket. Here's the amazing and fun part: as the water is percolating out of the dirt, it makes little volcano-like spouts in the mud. It's really cool! If you've ever been at the beach and seen the clams' and other sea creatures' bubbles in the wet sand as the waves recede, you'll know roughly what it looks like. Again, it's mesmerizing. I think I spent a little more time than I needed to letting the water separate because it was so hypnotic to watch.

The best thing, though, was the patterns left in the dirty water when I put the screens back in. After the first washing, there was always a light layer of foam on the water's surface. When I put the larger-sized screen back in the tub, it made little square patterns in the white. The amazing part is that the foam bits would stay in little squares for a long while, even if they moved. The little pieces of foam would rotate and drift, and even change places with one another, but still retain their basic geometry. It looked like an earth-toned mosaic, undulating on the surface of the water.

Ahhhhh, dirt. I've always loved dirt. Now that I've seen its artistic side, and spent time meditating on its myriad permutations, I'm even more smitten. Om.

Technical Difficulty

Hey Kids! I've been wanting to post for a few days, but my internet connection has been down for nearly a week--I haven't had time (or enough energy) to deal with tech support and clear it up. I have two posts sitting at home waiting for me to put them up here for your reading enjoyment, but we'll just have to wait til it's all fixed. I am currently writing this from work--I am not working. I am putting off the two projects I could be working on becuase the dry weather from the cursed (pronounced like a Shakespearen curse-ED!) Santa Ana winds are making me miserable. I'm only going to stay here long enough to justify having driven here in the first place and then I will go home. I apologize profusely for the brevity and banality of this post. Flying monkeys! Snozzberries! Much better...