Hey you! Here's what you need to do: email as many friends who live on different continents as you can, and make them look at my blog. I don't even care if they read it or not. They just have to click on the link one measly little time and then it will show up on my map on the bottom of this page there. Yeah, that map! See that teeny little thumbnail thingy down there above the blog logo? Ees a very cool thing. It shows the location (as well as personally identifying information such as favorite color and underwear size) of folks who are perusing my site. How freakin' cool is that? I need you to email all your worldly pals so I can shamelessly pad the numbers of people who look at it and therefore make the map look cooler and myself feel more popular and adored. Does anybody have a friend in Greenland? That's what I'm really rooting for....or maybe somebody doing research in Antarctica...
Thanks for your patronage. I may post something reasonably informative and/or rivetingly interesting in the near future, but don't hold your breath or nuthin'.
K
ps: My interest is piqued already--apparently, 113 different people have looked at my blog since Tuesday, when I first created it. I don’t have 113 friends! What the heck? I feel validated yet slightly unnerved...
I think I'm gonna have to steal a couple of the cool little handy-dandy tools on your sidebar (namely, the Bush Countdown ticker and the mappie thingamajig).
ReplyDeleteThose are awesome!
Hope you don't mind. :-)
If you were really clever you'd ask for places on the map that made a dot-to-dot picture of a bunny.
ReplyDeleteA bunny! why didn't I think of that myself? In memory of a migrated friend, I think it should be a vampie bunny. Or a devil bunny. That would take more dots and further my initial goal...and so the sleep deprivation sets in...
ReplyDeletemake that a VAMPIRE bunny. I don't think that I can even begin to imagine what a vampie bunny is. I told you I was tired.
ReplyDeleteBUNNY!!!