Sunday, April 15, 2007

Desert Sojourn round one


I am back from my first week of surveying in the desert. The town of Barstow wasn't the terrible sucking void of rural depravity that I had been imagining--but that may be because I only ventured out from my hotel room on one evening out of the four we were there. We arrived rather late on Sunday night and then I had a terrible time trying to sleep--the last time I looked at my clock it was about 1:20 a.m., and I had to get up at 5:45 in the morning. After a full day of stomping around on desert pavement on less than four hours of sleep I wasn't up to going out for dinner with my coworkers at all and hibernated in my hotel room. I was in bed before 9 o'clock. The next night we all piled into the two company vehicles and went to the local pizza place, which was nicer than we expected. But of course, they had nothing on tap that a beer snob like myself would consider paying to drink. However, to make up for this terrible affront to consumers of quality alcohol, they did serve an appetizer called Mafia Bread. I forgot to have some.

I do love working out of town sometimes. It gets tiring being away from home if you have been doing it for months on end, but in small doses it's a nice departure from the responsibilities of daily life. I had no chores to do, no pressing issues or business to take care of other than loafing in my hotel room and reading a good book. I also tend to eat better for some reason when I'm working in the field: I eat at least one piece of fruit every day and vary my diet beyond the ubiquitous bread and cheese that I subsist on at home. I'm really not sure why I can't sustain this kind of healthy eating behavior when I'm not out of town. Now I'm back to three meals of cold cereal per day, punctuated by the occasional yogurt.

The work itself was as exciting as ever; I am not being sarcastic in the slightest. Even though we found very little of archaeological interest and we were assaulted by gale force winds for three days, I had a great time. The area we are working in is south of Barstow proper by at least 8 to 10 miles, on the west side of the I-15 freeway. By many people's standards, I suppose it isn't pretty. I used to hate the desert myself. I'm sure it stems from my childhood trauma of relocating from the tree- and water-bound realm of New England to the hottest part of central Arizona when I was seven years old. As a child, I found nothing inspiring or beautiful in the denuded landscapes surrounding the Phoenix area. Family excursions to the painted desert were excruciating exercises in boredom, and Hole-in-the-Rock was just a mildly interesting geological phenomenon that barely held my interest before I was distracted by the delicious thrill of fear provided by our substantial new elevation. Even the varied and sometimes bizarre desert wildlife that I found so utterly fascinating and collection-worthy could not alter me from my steadfast opinion that the desert was an ugly, barren waste.


I was twenty-eight years old the first time I ever found beauty in the desert. I was working my first paid archaeological job surveying in Anza Borrego State Park. It was late winter, but springtime for the high desert. Every cactus in sight was covered in multicolored blooms, the ocotillo were in full riot mode, sporting fistfuls of tiny red flowers at the tips of skeletal green fingers, and there was even grass in many places. Grass! I finally began to notice that the landscape was not a barren wasteland at all, even without the flowers and the unexpected greenery. There is a symphony of color and texture to be found in deserts unlike anywhere else.

The desert outside of Barstow may not have the wildly varying topography of Anza Borrego, but the tenacious cacti in all their varied forms and the long, sloping lines undulating up to the horizon are still beautiful in their sparse way. The cacti out here are unlike any I've seen before--they are so thoroughly covered in long, interwoven spines that the cactus itself is almost completely hidden from view within the basket-like encasement of miniature swords. I even found several that had died, and the spines remained locked together in the shape of the original plant even though there was nothing inside anymore--all the cactus flesh had long since wasted away and the spines held nothing but air.

The last few days of our survey were unbelievable from a meteorological standpoint. I had never ever been outside in winds like that before. In the afternoons, we were still bundled up like astronauts even though it wasn't quite that cold, although the mornings were unbearable with the 45-degree temperatures coupled with 60-mph winds. I kid you not. We heard on the last day that there had been gusts up to 100 mph out there, and it certainly felt like it. We had to abandon our survey on some of the hills because the winds were so ferocious at the higher elevations that we were losing our footing on the loose rocks, and it was just too dangerous. Cheryl fell down 4 times, and I lost my balance on countless occasions. Both Cheryl and I did some experimenting and discovered that we could lean our bodies fully into the wind and it held us up. I counted a maximum of 6 seconds on one occasion before the wind finally let go and I started to fall. Up on top of the hill, before we gave up and went down to less treacherous altitudes, we encountered a related phenomenon. There is a cell phone tower at the top of the hill surrounded by a cinder-block wall. We all gathered on the lee side of the wall at one point to escape the wind, and every single one of us had the same experience getting there. Our bodies were so tense and leaning so hard into the wind that when we turned around the wall's corner, the sudden cutting-off of the wind made us all stumble and almost fall over.
That's me on the right, there; this was actually taken on one of the LESS windy days.

There isn't much to report from an archaeological standpoint. The area we were surveying this week was mostly disturbed. People have been using the cell tower hill and its vicinity as a shooting range for a good long while. Absolutely everything there is full of bullet holes--even many of the yucca plants are all shot up. People evidently have great fun taking their old computers out to the desert and using them for target practice, along with just about anything else you can think of. We found bowling pins, bowling balls, a plastic human skeleton (nearly life size), numerous propane tanks, black light pot posters, and my favorite, a statistics textbook, all blasted apart and riddled with holes. Have something around the house you don't use anymore, doesn't work, or you just want out of your life? Don't sell it on ebay or take it to a thrift store--take it out to the desert and shoot the bejeezus out of it instead! K told me that the hill was used by the military for target practice before the general public discovered it, and it is now called Lead Hill. Apparently, there is so much lead from the spent ammunition that it is now leaching into the water table.

We found very little cultural evidence--only a few very sparse rock rings that may have been hearths at one point. We did see several desert tortoises, however. That truly made my week. I've only seen a tortoise one time before in the wild. We found a total of 4 or 5 between the two survey teams. Two of the tortoises were snug in their burrows, but the others were out an about, roaming their slow way across the desert terrain. We also found three shells/skeletons. One was a tiny tortoise shell smaller than the palm of my hand, and it made us all sad that the little thing died so young. The other desert life was pretty scarce--no snakes at all, and only a few lizards and the occasional jackrabbit bounding away from us. I believe that it was just too cold and overcast for the reptiles to be out in the open air. The second to last day of this week, we even got a few minutes of rain along with the wind and clouds. It was beautiful watching the clouds racing through the sky and their shadows zooming across the landscape were almost surreal, but it was terribly cold. The wind was just so fierce that sometimes I literally could not catch my breath.

Now I am home and enjoying the lack of wind. Actually, I am at K's house with her family. She is making french toast for breakfast, I am looking out the windows of the sun room at a canyon full of trees, and my cat is here bounding around like one possessed. I feel good.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Decent


Well, I had a fairly good day today and thought that warranted posting. It started out pretty nasty (see below for just a small sample of the nastiness), and I was in a wretched mood by the time I arrived at work. Fortunately, I work in a beer factory. It's fun. Just about everybody who walks in the door is supremely happy to be there, and if they're not when they get there, they definitely are by the time they leave. We even get the occasional hardcore fan from several states away making a pilgrimage to the brewery--they are always easy to spot by the awed and disbelieving looks on their faces as they walk into the store very slowly and reverently, which soon gives way to sheer joy and giddiness and exuberant stories about how far they had to travel to get here. These people are loads of fun to be around.

The above photo, incidentally, is of my very favorite beer that we make. It's truly lovely, and if you are a fan of Imperial stouts at all, you have no business not trying some. Soon.

I also got to give another tour today, to my largest group yet--28. I actually started out pretty badly (in my opinion, but was told later it wasn't so). I felt like the first 5-10 minutes of the tour I was only warming up to my usual meaningful banter, and unfortunately the warm-up took place with everybody listening while I repeated myself and said stupid things amplified by a microphone. At any rate, it ended quite well; people laughed at my dumb jokes and were good-natured about my making fun of them. I even passed a sneaky test--one of the tour-goers was an experienced customer of ours who was evidently feeling that I couldn't possibly be up to par with Ken, who is our main tour guide. So, he expressed his doubts to my brother, who encouraged him to ask me his question rather than bugging Ken about whether I knew it or not. I got it right! Hah. I may just be the small back-up tour guide, but I know my beer.

I'm not a believer


For some horrific and inexplicable reason I woke up this morning with a Monkees song stuck in my head. Bloody hell.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Feel better or else!


I have been in a terrible funk of late, due to health reasons among other things, but my friends have done their best to help me banish it. Saturday after work I went over to K's house and had dinner with her, her kids, husband, and husband's friend. It was great to be surrounded by so many people. We ate lots of homemade burritos and watched a movie--or attempted to. Out of the six people in attendance, only two of us managed to remain conscious throughout the entire show. Granted, it was a long and slow-moving film, but it held my attention well enough. The movie was "Mongolian Ping Pong." I liked it, but I think I was alone in my appreciation. K's husband and his friend were being driven absolutely nuts by the pacing and began boisterously heckling the screen about halfway through. If you don't mind prolonged, long-range camera shots and a slow-moving and sparse plot, it's truly worth it. The scenery is breathtaking and I felt that the pacing and subdued dialogue fit the story and the culture beautifully. It reflected the broad, bleak landscapes and the isolation of a nuclear family living alone miles away from the closest neighbors.

Then I spent all day yesterday in Newport Beach with three friends--it was a much needed departure from my daily routine. Nothing but mindless fun and lots of lascivious conversation. We tried on corsets, ate a lot of food, made dizzying rounds in and out of the dressing rooms in a funky alternative clothing store with a sulky salesclerk with multicolored tall hair, and watched K (the other one) and L drink a lot of mixed drinks. Those girls know how to have a good time.

That's me in that photo, by the way, sporting the dominatrix outfit that I will be wearing to my new night job. I seem to have misplaced my whip...

Today I paid dearly for my fun, unfortunately. While I had only a few sips of the drinks (I was driving), I shouldn't have exerted myself so much. I couldn't sleep last night on top of being so exhausted, and today I'm really just not feeling up to snuff. I work tomorrow at the brewery and then have two days off to rest up. After a few more days' work at Stone I will leave for my survey job in Barstow--wish me luck!