Happy Green Thoughts

A quick note on why I am happy this morning. One, sleep deprivation is making me loopy--I woke up at 4:30 am today and never got back to sleep. Consequently, the other things that made me happy came about. To make the most of my awakeness at such an awkward hour, I called my friend in Turkey, and I emailed my friend in London--and he emailed me back just now--all these things inspiring a whole new population of smiles on my face. And then there is the image of my friend yesterday, who looked extra hot in her jade jewelry and her black scarf slung oh-so-sexily across her neck. Her necklace is truly a stunning masterpiece of carved variegated green jade, and it makes her eyes look absolutely amazing. It matches the myriad colors in her irises perfectly. She looked so gorgeous I wanted to take her picture, but then she got all self-conscious on me. If she didn't have a boyfriend and if I wasn't not a lesbian, I would've proposed to her on the spot. She looked that good.